Archive for December, 2006

Happy New Year

I’ve spent most of the day reading an assigned book for a class I’m taking next week: An Unexpected Journey by J. Philip Wogaman. I dearly wish I’d been assigned to read this book before I came to be a pastor in Washington, D.C. . . . but then again, maybe I would never have come if I had.

We live in a city full of contention and division; that seems, somehow, to be the nature of politics. As Wogaman so poignantly illustrates, sometimes that competitive spirit bleeds over into church life, too.


So, on this eve of a new year, I thought the words of Washington Post Op Ed columnist Colbert King, written last New Year’s Eve, are helpful to ponder:

Old Blessings for a New Year
By Colbert I. King

A few years ago one of my favorite pocket-size publications, Forward Day by Day, published a meditation by an anonymous journalist-turned-minister (the equivalent of curing a leper) on the ringing in of the new year.”It is New Year’s Eve,” he wrote. “There will be cheers and toasts at 12:01 a.m. tomorrow. People will hug and congratulate each other. It will all appear to be very important. But when the sun rises a few hours later, apart from the new calendar on the wall and the increased incidence of headaches, the world will be much the same as it is today. New Year’s Eve is the emptiest and most artificial of holidays. A thousand New Year’s Eves come and go, another millennium passes, and it all becomes yesterday.”

“The trenchant words of a party pooper or the centering thoughts of a cleric out to focus the mind on what matters most? Perhaps a little bit of both, I think, but with a perceptible tilt toward the latter. The observations, at any rate, warrant a closer look.

Tonight’s annual forced-fun events, as the writer suggests, certainly won’t make much difference in the long run. Like fall flowers, they will fade. Don’t get me wrong, however. There’s a place for gaiety, spontaneous or compulsory, in this difficult and scratchy world. But the meditation strikes me as coming from someone who is trying to put the final day of the year in its proper perspective. If so, that makes sense. “The one sure thing,” the writer observed, “is that today will become yesterday tomorrow.”

So, on the year’s grandest party day, how about a few moments of stock-taking before striking out into the night?

Washington is a place where people measure their successes and failures — and thus their own importance — on the basis of victories won and losses sustained in what is a never-ending round of political warfare.

For combatants in Capitol Hill cubbyholes and K Street outposts, among bare-knuckled interest groups on the right and left, and even in the District government, caught between Congress and the White House, the only change that seems to matter is the one that brings advantage over a foe or maybe an adversary’s crushing defeat — preferably played out on the evening news or the front page of the morning paper. Stock-taking done on those terms will produce nothing that amounts to much.

Thus, for many occupants of this town, stepping up to the task of quiet self-appraisal won’t be easy. Pursuing questions about what matters most may even lead to uncomfortable answers — to an inventory of findings that show how much we (or at least some of us) have become alienated from each other and the real purpose of our lives.

Truth is, the games that get played in Washington don’t matter all that much. This year’s loser becomes next year’s top dog; today’s outs are tomorrow’s in-crowd; rising stars soon fall flat, and one person’s stumbling block will turn out to be someone else’s stepping stone. Keeping score of political triumphs and drubbings feeds vanity and self-conceit, but that kind of record-keeping reveals only so much. It documents how much we have become consumed with pride, envy, anger and a lust for recognition. It doesn’t explain what we are or should be. It is like New Year’s Eve, empty and artificial.

The anonymous author disclosed the context in which New Year’s Eve should be framed: “Some things do matter. Every year gives birth to blessings, little acts of thoughtfulness, devotion, courage and self-sacrifice. Smiles unexpected and unasked for. Silent, hard-won victories over evil.”

And he closed with this: “Such blessings change lives, and one generation passes them along to the next. On this final day of the year, why not leave some small blessing for those who will follow after you?”

Whether you close out 2005 in a champagne-filled big bash singing “Auld Lang Syne,” or with a companion or maybe at home by yourself (you are never alone), the invitation to “leave some small blessing” for those that follow just about says it all.

Happy New Year.

Excellent advice; let’s try it. Happy 2007 to all.

"The Eagle Has Landed . . . "

. . . these were the words I heard furtively whispered over the telephone line about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, December 12.

Another Washington political scandal on par with Watergate?

Alas, no.

Instead, they were the words of our friend and co-conspirator, Katie Harvey, who agreed (to her eternal credit, I assured her) to pick up from the home of another friend, care for and paper train Mark’s Christmas present for a whole 10 days before Christmas.

It may not rank up there with Watergate, but for our family the intrigue has taken up most of our time, energy and attention, not to mention that of most of our friends and fellow church members in the days leading up to Christmas.

The plan was to surprise Mark with what we suspected was his ultimate Christmas wish, a tiny puppy with the potential for intelligence (please see our family’s past canine experience to understand exactly why this feature was important*) and utter adoration and devotion toward him (since that element in our family life is increasingly absent as the kids grow into teenagers and, actually, for some members of the family I believe that feature never actually existed . . .).

The one most annoying thing about Mark, which I have known since our first Christmas together, is that he is notorious about discovering his gifts ahead of time. Generally he does not engage in nefarious tactics . . . he just observes, listens and asks questions that sound innocent but inevitably lead the one being questioned down a path he or she never meant to go.

The kids and I were determined this time would be different.

Employing the help of various friends, we scoured the newspaper for breeders, searched the Internet for information, visited the pound, and held many family meetings to discuss our options.

We decided Mark needed a baby he could train as he wished.

I decided we needed a very small, absolutely non-shedding type of dog. (Note to those of you who don’t know me: I do not like dogs. Or cats. Fish are okay. I know this lowers my credibility in the eyes of some, but I just am not an animal person, and since we’ve been dogless for several months now and I’ve enjoyed that state so much, this was quite a compromise.)

With these specifications (including the intelligence part, see above) in mind, we spent hours and hours “researching”.

Every time we’d head out or return home from doing “research” Mark would quiz us extensively, trying to extract any information he possibly could. We practiced the same answer over and over, suggested by Hayden (age 12), who told us the cool thing to say in 7th grade when you don’t want someone interfering in your business is, “NUNYA!”–as in, none of your business.

We thought we were keeping Mark in the dark by saying “nunya!” over and over whenever he asked where we’d been.

We worked hard. After visiting and considering several strong possibilities we finally found the perfect canine for our family. We knew he was the right one because, despite his breed (poodle and shitzu mix–no shedding, small . . . perfect!), he did not appear to be a purse dog (which would have been completely unacceptable to Mark, unless, of course, the dog in question came with accompanying scantily-clad starlet. Give me a break; I’m not a magician!).

The puppy we found looked, actually, like a mutt, with pretty green eyes and a very cute brown nose. He passed the smart test (seemed to have the ability to get out from under a dish towel put over his head, something our previous canine could most certainly not do).

Plus, the cute fur ball factor was very, very high. We all fell in love. Even, I’ll admit, me. A little.


We managed to get the puppy to Katie’s (”the eagle has landed” and all that . . . ) and proceeded to engage in several home visits when Katie brought the puppy over and taught us various commands and all the skills we needed to welcome the puppy home.

We all employed our best efforts to keep the surprise under wraps (and believe me, Hannah keeping a secret is almost certainly a practical impossibility). Despite the improbability the kids, even Hannah, did not spill the beans.

And neither did I.

And neither did the approximately 36 other people who knew and participated in the subterfuge in some way, shape or form.

We said “nunya!” religiously.

But Mark still guessed.

The man is totally maddening.

On Christmas Eve, we all agreed to open one present each, even though we ALWAYS wait until Christmas morning. Mark (predictably–I knew he could never wait) chose the large, newspaper-wrapped box bearing his name. The box contained a book telling the story of our decision and explaining all the commands and scheduling details we’d learned from our friend Katie. Then, Hayden went next door to our neighbors’ house (they agreed to baby sit for an hour after I picked up the dog on the way home from Christmas Eve service . . . the drama!) and brought the puppy home.

We thought Mark would be happy. But we did not expect him to be as happy as he was. Watching him with the puppy was definitely worth all the craziness of the last few weeks.

And then, as I should have expected, after we gave him the puppy Mark gave each one of us a dog-related present (chew toy, etc.) with a copy of the receipt proving he suspected his gift . . . as early as December 12, the very day we picked the dog up.

Maddening, I tell you.

Since the drama of Christmas Eve, we’re all settling in nicely. Paper training is pretty well finished and we’re almost finished teaching the new baby how to go outside. He already sits, stands up and fetches (smart, I told you), and since the second night home he is sleeping all night long.

We’d had to choose a name for our friend Katie to begin paper training, but we told Mark he could change the name if he wanted. He didn’t want to . . . you see, since Mark knew what we were up to all along, he’d already decided on a name . . . and it was the same one we picked.

“Nunya”, of course.

I guess it was meant to be.

*Shortly after this post, Champ disappeared again and we haven’t seen him since.

Here Comes Santa Claus: A Theological Exploration

Is the reason I seem to notice theological themes wherever I go just because I am very holy . . . or do you think it is just because I have to write a sermon every week?

Not sure the exact reason, but it never fails . . . I can find some theological association in almost everything. Here’s one I noticed the other day.

Turns out there is something deeply theological about the song: “Here Comes Santa Claus”.

Did you know?

I made this incredible discovery at the Christmas Carol sing-a-long Calvary held for the Penn Quarter Neighborhood over lunch Wednesday. The neighbors were invited in and our Director of Music, Cheryl Branham, led us through songs sacred and not so sacred.

When we got the not so sacred ones I was ready–you know, “Jingle Bells” and all that.

Here’s what caught me off guard: the discovery that “Here Comes Santa Claus” contains deep and meaningful devotional possibilities. In fact, as we were singing, my colleague Eric Bebber (who recently graduated from McAfee School of Theology and thus is imminently qualified to spot theological themes in daily life as well) met my eye across the room. We nodded at each other in recognition that perhaps we had spent years overlooking the possibilities of using “Here Comes Santa Claus” in worship!

Take a look:

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing,
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say a prayer,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus Lane.
He doesn’t care if you’re a rich or poor boy,
He loves you just the same.
Santa knows that we’re God’s children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Well, here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus Lane.
He’ll come around when the chimes ring out
It’s Christmas morn again.
Peace on Earth will come to all
If we just follow the light
Let’s give thanks to the Lord above,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight!

After a full week of trying desperately to create worship experiences for Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve that would bring new and innovative celebrations of the season to bear on a holiday we celebrate every single year, I wish I had had more notice of the deeply spiritual overtones of this Christmas classic.

Alas, it’s too late to change the bulletin and replace “Silent Night” with “Here Comes Santa Claus”. Maybe next year . . . .

In the meantime, take the deep theology of this Christmas classic and live it, would you?: “Let’s give thanks to the Lord above ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight!”

The Unexpected Season

This Advent at Calvary we’ve been worshipping with the theme The Unexpected Season. Through four weeks of Advent we’ve explored Unexpected Paths, Unexpected Prophets, Unexpected People and this Sunday . . . Unexpected Promises. I came up with this theme together with my friend and colleague, Lia Scholl, and to be honest I didn’t know how it would turn out.

Turns out this has been a season of unexpected blessing, framed by the invitation to look for God’s unexpected grace in all the unexpected places in my life and in our lives together as a community of faith. Here’s my December newsletter column that started us off on this Advent journey:

Maybe it’s a sign that I’m getting old that I rarely find surprises under the Christmas tree anymore.

Aside from the fact that I am usually one of the individuals tasked with PUTTING the surprises under the tree (thus if I were to put one there for myself it would not be a surprise . . . ), there’s something about the awareness and responsibility of adulthood that steals the “mouth-gaping-open-in-utter-surprise” sort of reaction from me every Christmas morning these days.

The irony of all of this, of course, is that as the secular celebrations have begun to lose their element of surprise for me, the real reason we celebrate Christmas increasingly causes me to startle.

That is, the longer I make my way on this path of life, the more God takes me by surprise. The work of God, in this world . . . in my life . . . much of the time it’s all so unexpected.

Isn’t this what we celebrate in the hush of the manger and the still quiet of a starry night? The miraculous gift of God’s grace, a gift that cannot be packaged, marketed, wrapped up and predictably placed under a tinsel-y tree? Such an unexpected surprise!

I do love Charles Wesley’s beautiful Advent hymn, Come, Thou Long Expected Jesus: Come, Thou long expected Jesus, born to set Thy people free; From our fears and sins release us, let us find our rest in Thee. Israel’s strength and consolation, hope of all the earth Thou art; dear desire of every nation, joy of every longing heart … but I really wonder if Mr. Wesley got it right.

Was Jesus what we humans expected to find “under the tree”?

A carpenter, from Galilee? Homeless, poor? Born in a stable, forever raising the hackles of the Establishment? Offending everyone important and embracing everyone unwanted? Killed by an oppressive government regime? Jesus, Savior of the World … long expected? No, I think everything about this Christmas gift, about Jesus the Christ, is rather UNEXPECTED, don’t you?

Our God is forever surprising us, we should know by now, and that in itself is a gift. If God were easily packaged and routinely predictable then we’d live in a world where everything remained the same, where there’d be nothing new and surprising under the tree, where all we might expect from human life are the same old situations over and over: poverty, hunger, inequity, pain.

No, this Christmas, I think we should get ready for a surprise. Remember our gift is something wildly unexpected, Jesus the Christ, God’s kingdom come here on earth, as it is in heaven: Born Thy people to deliver, born a child and yet a king, born to reign in us forever, now Thy gracious kingdom bring.

Wouldn’t that be the best surprise of all? This Christmas, may it be so.

Blessed and Unexpected Christmas to You and Yours,

Stages of Christmas Letter Angst

You know you wanted to get one in the mail.

Okay, maybe not.

We debated long and hard in our house this year about whether to send out a Christmas letter. We’ve done it every year since we married (this is, then,the 16th!) and have gone through the predictable stages of family Christmas letter angst (watch out Elisabeth Kübler-Ross!): the deep certainty that everyone cares; the nagging suspicion that some people might not be as ecstatic to receive our Christmas letter as we’d originally thought; the sinking feeling that people may, in fact, be downright annoyed upon its receipt; and, finally, the deep certainty that hardly anyone who is not related to us cares in the least.

Nevertheless, we press on, including this year for our readers’ pleasure, a copy of the family picture from the church directory. (How cheesy is that?)

I’ve posted our official family Christmas letter here as a way of giving readers an option (on other words, stop reading now if you prefer to avoid it). I think this is a healthy sign, as perhaps we are moving toward closure . . . the final stages of Christmas Letter Angst. Maybe next year we’ll ditch it all together? In the meantime, enjoy. Or not . . . .

Warm holiday greetings from all of us as 2006 wraps up. Our goal in this letter is to fill you in on all our adventures without boring you to death. Here we go:

If you call our house and Hayden answers the telephone you likely will not recognize his voice, which has suddenly become very, very deep. Despite the increasingly common eye rolling and sarcasm of our 12-almost-13-year-old, we continue to enjoy him immensely. School keeps Hayden busy, and he plays whatever sport is in season at the moment: currently basketball. Hayden spent quite a bit of this past summer in Hawaii with his grandparents and cousin Josiah, truly a life-defining experience for him. It seems Hayden’s favorite pastime currently is calling your name and when you answer saying, “Nuthin’,” an activity he finds hilariously funny time after time . . . after time. Other members of the family are not in agreement with his assessment.


Hannah. Ahhh, Hannah. Hannah found a passion in life this year when she attended a camp for the dramatic arts run by the Washington Theatre Lab. Anyone who knows Hannah, of course, would say we should have known all along that anything drama-related would be her passion. Now in 4th grade she is very busy with school and social adventures, with drama classes and piano lessons. When she is not staging some activity for public performance Hannah can be found curled up on the couch reading incessantly. Hannah has become quite a cook this year, often participating in whatever is going on in the kitchen. She makes us laugh often, as she did the other day when we were assembled in the living room wrapping Christmas presents to mail to family. “Angels We Have Heard On High” was playing on the stereo. When all the “glorias” started she commented: “This sounds like music they play at the end of a movie when people are kissing.”


If you were to walk by on the sidewalk outside you might likely hear the sounds of “Alouette” ringing from our house.
Sam thinks it is the height of fun to play the song on the piano as fast and as loud as he possibly can. We’ve made a rule now that he can play it once in the morning and once at night, just to preserve what little remaining sanity we share. The piano bench is one place you are very likely to find Sam, who loves playing the piano with a passion and is learning at a fast clip. He also loves to sing and can be heard singing almost all the time. Recently the church children’s choir learned Dona Nobis Pacem . . . someone who was visiting our house asked us, “Is he singing . . . in Latin?” Uh, yes. Sam loves to play sports, too, and had a great time on his baseball team this year. He was recently chosen as an alternate member of the Geography Bowl Team in his 3rd grade class. Overall Sam has a wonderfully happy approach to life and does very well at whatever he attempts.

Mark continues his work in finance at the Children’s Defense Fund. He keeps hoping to meet Reese Witherspoon, a big supporter of CDF, but so far no luck. Mark’s sports career continues its impressive crescendo, with softball season giving way to flag football and so on. As bass soloist in the church choir he spends a lot of time keeping the rest of the gang on the right note and occasionally cantors for worship. Mark is currently experiencing a renewed passion for playing the cello, recently celebrating his first public performance in over 20 years. All the family can report that he practices . . . a lot.

Calvary continues to be a central focus of Amy’s adventures. Looking back on a bumpy but exciting year of change at the church, she is celebrating considerable growth in the community, added diversity in the congregation, the completion of the $11 million dollar construction project (thanks be to God!) and the addition of some truly wonderful new staff members. Amy began Doctor of Ministry studies in preaching at Wesley Theological Seminary this year and is wondering what she was thinking. Most afternoons Amy comes home to supervise science projects and hang out with the kids. She still loves to read (pick up The White Masai by Corrine Hofmann) and has found great joy in writing about the mundane and profound (mostly the mundane) on her blog: http://www.talkwiththepreacher.blogspot.com/.

Thanks for reading our news. As we enter the season of Advent we wish you fruitful waiting, and the true celebration of peace and promise in the celebration of Christmas and a 2007 that ushers in peace for all of us. We look forward to hearing from you.

Mark, Amy, Hayden, Hannah and Sam Butler

Countdown

Okay, everyone. 13 days until Christmas. I am not trying to be ugly, but I am almost all done with Christmas shopping and plan to fully and totally enjoy the season with my church family and my family family.

I’ll admit pulling up to the curb, unloading packages dragging all five of them through the line and then leaving them (leaving them!) with the nice lady behind the Post Office counter was just grand.

Part of my happy gift-giving experience this year was starting early and thinking creatively about what to give. Another is the discovery of Merri-Mail, which was, admittedly, right under my nose . . . this gift-subscription service is owned by a creative and incredible friend, Caroline Armijo. You can download the gorgeous card and give someone you love a subscription to be reminded you love them not just on Christmas morning, but four times in the year ahead. What a bonus.

Sorry to gloat, but I am having so much more fun anticipating the holiday, counting down with my shopping list DONE! I wish for you the same.

Speechless

A condition I experience very infrequently (speechlessness) occurred the other day when my friend Amanda told me about PostRapturePost.

I laughed, I cried, I wondered how on earth these smart young men had time to come up with such an innovative idea . . . I rehearsed arguments for entering into a professional relationship by which I would earn a commission for each sale I refer . . . (church membership, gold package??!?).

And, (though this was a hard decision) I finally decided my personal favorite is the “Told You So” card.

A Year in Review

Last year around this time I responded to the challenge of the Pastoral Relations Committee to think of creative ways to communicate with the congregation as our congregation members are dispersed throughout a large geographical area and many have professional obligations that keep them very busy.

Since Calvary’s website gets quite a bit of traffic and has been, hands down, the most effective outreach tool we’ve used in recent years, it made sense that the Internet would be a quite effective way to accomplish this goal . . . and thus, a blog was born.

I’m happy to report to the Pastoral Relations Committee one whole year later that I think the goal of additional outreach and connection has been achieved through the vehicle of this blog. However, in the process of following their advice, I got a surprise. I didn’t know when I started last year that writing my blog would be as life-giving, creativity-inspiring and soul-feeding as it has been for me.

In honor of one whole year of blogging here’s a quick look at the year in review . . . a few of my favorites, a few of your favorites . . . some that made me cry, some that made you cry . . . a roadmap of the year from my vantage point.


Here are some of my favorite entries, starting with some reflections on the drama of writing the annual family Christmas letter. (Funny, some things never change, she writes THIS December 6th). This entry about love affairs, and definitely this one about learning to take pictures made my list of favorites. I’ll have to add to my favorites these thoughts on the time I went to jail, and my trip to the morgue, both of which made me think. Hard. And cry.

Some blog entries got (and still get) a lot of attention. I’ll list these as your favorites, as folks still read and comment on them regularly: Real Preachers Wear Stilettos and my thoughts on wearing a clerical robe. Lots of you seemed to connect with this essay about being a mother.

I spent many a blog entry this year writing about things personal, most especially my family, the members of which fill my life with all sorts of emotion and adventure. I wrote about them from the very beginning of my blogging adventure, here, and many times throughout the year. There are some gorgeous pictures of my kids as babies and other cute pictures of them here and here. My other half, known for his stunning good looks as well as the usually wise, always sarcastic and occasionally funny commentary in the background of my life, was also featured this year (though he tries his best to fly beneath the radar). Sometimes I wrote about Mark directly and sometimes I wrote about Mark indirectly (don’t tell him I was really talking about him)! I also wrote about strange, personal subjects, like my coffee maker, my life not being fair and the badge of honor I carry because I am a favorite aunt. You can’t really top this personal revelation: I even told you that I think I might be turning into my mother! I shared lessons I learned from my kids as well as lessons I learned in general. You heard some of my personal pain this year here and here . . . thanks for listening. Katrina, the aftermath, grief and thoughts of friends in New Orleans appeared in various forms on my blog this year, too.

I wrote about what I believe and what I don’t believe, starting with the question of whether or not I believe in God (good place to start, I thought). You read my thoughts on redemption and my conflicted feelings about Jesus loving me. You heard what I thought about war, immigration, and marriage rights and listened to me wonder what I want to be when I grow up. On Maundy Thursday I wrote about falling in love with Jesus; I also happened to notice a parable right in my front yard!

Some of my thoughts raised your hackles, like when I said Jesus is definitely not my boyfriend and recalled the use of handcuffs in church. Some of you didn’t like my reflections on The Da Vinci Code very much, either. (That was all so strange, you know, because everyone is always happy with the pastor . . . ).

The joys and the . . . well, you know, all the many diverse experiences in the life of this pastor, were thoroughly chronicled here with blog entries covering the following riveting topics: my fabulous staff got a few shout outs here and there, along with a couple of talented young interns, Elizabeth and Leah; I wrote about a scary conversation at church–one of many this year, as it turns out; I wrote about Calvary’s future and the challenges of getting there. I was newly convicted this year of the absolute necessity of clergy attention to issues of fashion. Some pastoral experiences this year touched me very deeply, like a birth . . . and a death and a wade into the Potomac River.

And, at the end of the day if I had to name my very favorite blog entry of the year gone by, it would have to be this one, for several reasons. First, it was born in a conversation with my colleague Jim Somerville, a place where, more than most places in my life, very often great ideas are born. I told Jim the story and he told me to write about it. Thanks, Jim. Second, this entry is about a very moving pastoral experience I had with one of my very favorite church members, a lady I love and admire very deeply. Third, this one resonated in a very deep way with a lot of folks who read it; I had many calls, letters, emails and comments about this entry. And fourth . . . and probably most important of all . . . this entry seems to sum up my best way of understanding this world as it see it right now, from right here in this spot: that when we do our best to love God and love each other we very often get surprised . . . by grace.

Thanks be to God.

What a year; thanks for joining me for it.

Artiste!

Be one yourself:

Hanging of the Greens: An Open Letter of Thanks

Some of the young adults at Calvary organized the Hanging of the Greens Monday night, just to make sure our sanctuary is ready for Advent.

I dropped in after Church Council meeting and it was apparent there was everyone was having a lot of fun setting things up. I left them to their busy work soon after, but when I came in this morning it was apparent that WAY more fun was had after I left.

(Sigh. What’s new?)

After walking into the sanctuary Tuesday morning I rolled in the aisle for awhile, laughing. I decided an open letter of thanks to the group who decorated was definitely in order.

Dear Friends,

Thanks so much for showing up to decorate the sanctuary last night. It looked so beautiful when I left. Imagine my surprise, then, when I came in this morning to see it looking even MORE beautiful than I could have ever imagined.

Of course my favorite part was the tinsel around the pulpit . . . (do you think it will clash with my hair at all?). I believe it truly communicates the star quality of our church staff. If the Care and Upkeep Committee would work on getting a spotlight (and maybe a disco ball?) I think the look will be complete.

I also think the Santa on the Christ Candle is particularly appropriate as recent scholarship suggests that Jesus and Santa could, in fact, have been the same person. At any rate, it’s becoming more and more likely that Jesus actually did come to earth at the North Pole rather than in Bethlehem. (Who knew?) And, as we all know, Jesus looked especially fetching in red velvet.

I’d like to say again I am so grateful for the way this congregation interprets the gospel through visual media; what a gift to be part of such a creative and innovative community. I think I’ll sign off now so I can go set up the Christmas tree in the baptistery (blinking colored lights, I’m thinking).

Love you guys!

A(Note to readers: in case there’s any confusion, Santa and all tinsel will be removed before Sunday.)